He is the visionary
who is taking over Christmas — lock, stock and barrels
of holiday cheer.
Yes, kiddies, the Holidays are now his territory — from
Thanksgiving to New Years. From Mall Santas to the angels
on top of the tree.
Before you accuss him of pulling off this caper just
to get little girls to sit on his lap, say your prayers
and check that your insurance payments are up to date.